Angelic Angler Gifts

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Mine is telling about how many he caught yesterday and yours is bragging about how the big one broke his line.'

Fishing with God

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

Priest with Christian symbol

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

And on the Seventh Day...

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Death of the pope.

Spring Break!

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Basketball Halo

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

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