Angelic Angler Gifts

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Mine is telling about how many he caught yesterday and yours is bragging about how the big one broke his line.'

Fishing with God

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

And on the Seventh Day...

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Death of the pope.

Spring Break!

Basketball Halo

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

Ad Meeting With God.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

"You again? I must be flying in circles."