Mythical Angler Gifts

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Fishing with God

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

Cat and fishing instruction

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Buddha Fishing

A man fishing in a tree stump

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

'Didn't that used to be Sam's Bait Shop?'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Catching a Cloud

Arctic fishing

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

Fishing from a Fish

A fisher in historical dress

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'