Spiritual Angler Gifts

"Holy Mackerel!"

Priest with Christian symbol

Fishing with God

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'He did it for us.'

Blue Upright

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Two men trout fishing

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

Buddha Fishing

A man fishing in a tree stump

Angel

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

God fishing.

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Catching a Cloud

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

Angelfish.

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

Taking the bait.