Spiritual Anglers Gifts

Buddha Fishing

Fishing with God

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Priest with Christian symbol

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'He did it for us.'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Blue Upright

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Angel

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

God fishing.

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

From any kind of water.

Angelfish.

Palliative care for worms.