Spiritual Anglers Gifts

Buddha Fishing

Fishing with God

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'He did it for us.'

Blue Upright

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

A man fishing in a tree stump

Angel

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

From any kind of water.

Angelfish.

Palliative care for worms.

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"