Compassionate Anglers Gifts

Palliative care for worms.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'He did it for us.'

"You know very well what fish!"

Blue Upright

Fishing Camp.

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'I'm going to like this lake.'

Angel

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

The Incomplete Angler

Buddha Fishing

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

No Fear.

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

God fishing.

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

Angelfish.

'If you ask me, these 'New Age' guys are becoming way too soft...'

Fishing off a watering place. - Perhaps the jolliest thing in the world

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'