Emotional Angler Gifts

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

'He did it for us.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

A man fishing in a tree stump

The Incomplete Angler

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

Palliative care for worms.

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

For sale: Barbed hooks

Fisherman catches a 'No Fishing' sign.

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'

'Mine is telling about how many he caught yesterday and yours is bragging about how the big one broke his line.'

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'