Romantically Challenged Angler Gifts

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'He did it for us.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fishing Camp.

Fishing Holes

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Man fishing unsuccessfully.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

No 2 Hook

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Arctic fishing