The Patient Angler Gifts

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Been waiting long?'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'He did it for us.'

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Camp.

Blue Upright

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Man fishing unsuccessfully.

The Incomplete Angler

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Arctic fishing

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Fishing

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

'That's Al for you, he'd rather wait for a hatch than fish with nymphs.'

A Disgorger