Patient Angler Gifts

'Been waiting long?'

'Been waiting long?'

'That's Al for you, he'd rather wait for a hatch than fish with nymphs.'

Ice fisher.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Bored?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'He did it for us.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Arctic fishing