Patient Angler Gifts

'Been waiting long?'

'Been waiting long?'

'That's Al for you, he'd rather wait for a hatch than fish with nymphs.'

Ice fisher.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Bored?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'He did it for us.'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Man Fishing For A Marlin.