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"Holy Mackerel!"

Fishing with God

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'He did it for us.'

Blue Upright

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Two men trout fishing

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

Angel

A man fishing in a tree stump

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Buddha Fishing

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Catching a Cloud

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

Angelfish.

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

Taking the bait.

Fisherman catches a 'No Fishing' sign.

'Mine is telling about how many he caught yesterday and yours is bragging about how the big one broke his line.'