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"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Angel

Angelfish.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'He did it for us.'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The Lark Ascending

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

Angel learning to fly...

Supply was out of harps.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Gods has caged angel as pet.

A stranger in paradise.

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."