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"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Angel

Angelfish.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Priest with Christian symbol

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'He did it for us.'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

The Lark Ascending

Angel learning to fly...

"Awkward!"

Supply was out of harps.

Gods has caged angel as pet.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'