Heavenly Angler Gifts

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Good game."

Fishing with God

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

Priest with Christian symbol

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

Fishing Holes

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Angel

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

A man fishing in a tree stump