Legendary Angler Gifts

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

Cat and fishing instruction

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Fishing Contest

'He did it for us.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I am smiling.'

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Didn't that used to be Sam's Bait Shop?'

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Arctic fishing

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

"Oh, come on, Mr. Waldner, you knew I was an angler when you hired me."

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

Fishing from a Fish