Legendary Angler T-Shirts

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Cat and fishing instruction

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'He did it for us.'

Fishing Contest

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I am smiling.'

Fishing Holes

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

A man fishing in a tree stump

'Didn't that used to be Sam's Bait Shop?'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

Arctic fishing

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

God fishing.

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

"Oh, come on, Mr. Waldner, you knew I was an angler when you hired me."

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'