Whimsical Anglers Gifts

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Fish don't like worms.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

"You know very well what fish!"

'It must be a milkfish.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'Catching flying fish!'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

No Fear.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

A man fishing in a tree stump

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

Fishing.

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

Arctic fishing

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

What's the catch?