Angelic Adventurer Gifts

An angel throws a lightning bolt towards Earth;Runs away when a missile comes towards him

"I don't know how we're going to work this. According to your psychiatrist's evaluation you have multiple personalities, two of which are okay to enter. But the other three..."

"Are you calling this a roadworthy and correct light??!"

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

Angel rambler walks on water.

"Yes, I was pleasantly surprised to find out there is an afterlife. The unpaid intern gig? Not so pleasant."

"I thought we might do a cumulo-nimbus today."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'I should never have admitted I was a grape-treader down there!'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

Eternal Reward For Men Whose Wives Talk Too Much...

Angel is flying a drone with angel wings.

Angel in a Parachute Jump

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

I always preferred sailing to flying.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Good game."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Astral Projection

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Halo Frisbee.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Parachuting bishop.