Clubber Extraordinaire Gifts

Limbo Dancing Association...

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

A smiling cyclist

Belief and Trust.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Walk of Shame

Teenage Angst.

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Gorgeous Groovers.

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

Welcome to our team.

Born to play ball.

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

Working Together

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Explorers Club

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

'They must want to trade those things for our corn - or possibly our blackjack tables.'

"That's very deep house."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

In need of a wash...