Jogger Extraordinaire Gifts

"Oh, quit whining, Dave, and shake it off. Pain is just weakness leaving the body!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Worker ant's To Do list.

A smiling cyclist

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Teenage Angst.

'Hold me!'

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

The Little Top.

Clown silencers.

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

In need of a wash...

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'