Jogger Extraordinaire Pillows

"Oh, quit whining, Dave, and shake it off. Pain is just weakness leaving the body!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

A smiling cyclist

Worker ant's To Do list.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

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"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Teenage Angst.

'Hold me!'

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

Clown silencers.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

In need of a wash...

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'