Dedicated Jogger Gifts

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I'll call you later Agnes - I've got to run now!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Running

City Marathon.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Jogging...

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Treadmillstone

Health

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Olympic Torch Training

'Are we having fun yet?'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Teddy jogging

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."