Jogger Enthusiast Gifts

Breakdown service

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

City Marathon.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Jogging...

Man running

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Treadmillstone

Health

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

Teddy jogging

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Congratulations for male runner