Jogging Aficionado Gifts

"Don't forget bib number!"

"I just do it for the exercise now, but I used to be able to run so fast no one could catch me."

"I owe it all to clean needles."

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

Working from home

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Running

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Giraffe Portrait

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Jogging...

Man running

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Early Exercise Machines

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

Extra Long-jump

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."