Jogging Aficionado Gifts

"Don't forget bib number!"

"I just do it for the exercise now, but I used to be able to run so fast no one could catch me."

"I owe it all to clean needles."

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

Working from home

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I told him he should have trained more."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Giraffe Portrait

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

How to go form fit to fat...

Man running

Early Exercise Machines

Jogging...

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Extra Long-jump

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'