Jumping Aficionado Gifts

Extra Long-jump

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Juggler and Illusionist

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Giraffe Portrait

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

I Heart Juggling

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'Mother will catch you!'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I think we're losing 'em."

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Skipping girl.

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

'Let go of the pole!'

balanced life

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

'Why are you people following me?'

San's old dog with old tricks.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Juggling percentages.

It's over the hurdle not under...