Jumping Aficionado Gifts

Extra Long-jump

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I told him he should have trained more."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Juggler and Illusionist

Giraffe Portrait

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

I Heart Juggling

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Mother will catch you!'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"I think we're losing 'em."

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

Skipping girl.

'Let go of the pole!'

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

balanced life

'Why are you people following me?'

San's old dog with old tricks.

Juggling percentages.

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

It's over the hurdle not under...

'Size matters!'