Jumper Enthusiast Gifts

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Giraffe Portrait

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Trivia/Great Literature.

Leaping

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Extra Long-jump

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Health

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Mother will catch you!'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Let go of the pole!'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

It's over the hurdle not under...

'Here comes the 7:15...'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

Sir, do you claim your new vitamin water has negative calories? Weight loss guaranteed. Want some? Just an explanation of how it works. You drink it, you lose weight. Simple. Also, you have to drink it while jogging or exercising vigorously for at least 30 minutes. Does it work for regulators from the Federal Trade Commission? Run away.

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.