Jumper Lover Gifts

Mum, I'm cold. - 'Put a jumper on, sweet heart.' - 'I'm wearing a jumper.' - 'Well, tough.' - 'I can feel a stinging 'Trip Advisor' review coming on...' -

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Giraffe Portrait

Leaping

Trivia/Great Literature.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Preserved

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Madonna's out early this morning."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

It's over the hurdle not under...

Last day of home school.

Penguin wearing Slippers

"You monster!"

Covid Juggling

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"No one leaves until we reach a consensus on whether it's black or navy."

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Jumping