Jumper Lover Pillows

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Giraffe Portrait

Trivia/Great Literature.

Leaping

Girl in Yellow Jumper

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Preserved

"It's a midriff warmer."

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

It's over the hurdle not under...

Penguin wearing Slippers

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"You monster!"

Covid Juggling

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

"No one leaves until we reach a consensus on whether it's black or navy."

"At least see who the author is."

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Christmas Spirit