Slipper Lover Pillows

Abraham Lincolns slippers.

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Spider Press-Ups

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Cowboy Slippers

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'Furthermore, Your Honor, Miss Muffet's testimony ignored a much larger civil rights issue: the defendant's right to come along and sit down beside her in a clearly marked public space!'

God is a spider.