Slipper Lover T-Shirts

Abraham Lincolns slippers.

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Are those my slippers?!"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Cowboy Slippers

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Kitten Slippers

'Furthermore, Your Honor, Miss Muffet's testimony ignored a much larger civil rights issue: the defendant's right to come along and sit down beside her in a clearly marked public space!'

God is a spider.

Dizzy Spider

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."