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'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Mr Metrosexual.

Swing dancers.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Shoes Make The Man

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Cheerleaders

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Kitten Slippers

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Charleston dance.

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Swimmer

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

Penguin wearing Slippers

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

Lost a sandal?

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.