Home Flipper Enthusiast T-Shirts

Signs outside Houses, one reads 'Sold', the other 'Good Riddance'.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"You should consider buying."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Real estate.

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

Lost a sandal?

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

"I love what you've done to the house."

"Before this I flipped houses."

Swimmer

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.