Home Flipper Enthusiast Gifts

Signs outside Houses, one reads 'Sold', the other 'Good Riddance'.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"You should consider buying."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Real estate.

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

Swimmer

Lost a sandal?

"Before this I flipped houses."

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"I love what you've done to the house."

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

God Bless Our Asking Price