Flipper Aficionado Gifts

Swimmer

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Mr Metrosexual.

"Heads or tails?"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Shoes Make The Man

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

You Know You're Old When...

Cheerleaders

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Cowboy Slippers

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Kitten Slippers

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."