Flop Aficionado Gifts

"I felt a touch!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

Bad Interview Technique

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Cheerleaders

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Kitten Slippers

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"I'm here about the found poster."

Man with Shave Me on his hairy back.

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

Lost a sandal?

Swimmer

Cooking.

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

Endurance

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

'Dawkins, have you seen my bunny slippers?'

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

1940's Fashion.