Flop Aficionado Gifts

"I felt a touch!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

Bad Interview Technique

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Cheerleaders

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Kitten Slippers

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"I'm here about the found poster."

Swimmer

Man with Shave Me on his hairy back.

Lost a sandal?

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

Cooking.

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

Endurance

'Dawkins, have you seen my bunny slippers?'

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

Duck Feet

1940's Fashion.