Flipflop Enthusiast Gifts

Lost a sandal?

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Cheerleaders

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Bottle tossing

Cowboy Slippers

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Kitten Slippers

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"