Flipflop Enthusiast Gifts

Lost a sandal?

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Cheerleaders

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Bottle tossing

Cowboy Slippers

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Kitten Slippers

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."