Flip-flops Gifts

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Shoes Make The Man

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"You should consider buying."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Cheerleaders

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Real estate.

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

Swimmer

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

Lost a sandal?

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

God Bless Our Asking Price