Flip-flop Fan Gifts

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Fly Artist

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

Biting Slippers.

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Fly Space.

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

"Before this I flipped houses."

Waiter, there are three flies in my soup. I guess the chef likes you.

Derek's last selfie.

'Mr Blue Arsed Fly, please.'

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

Keep off the Square.

Biggest selling fly cereal on the market.

Bar flies