Slipper Fan Gifts

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Biting Slippers.

'Fetch.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

"Not until you fetch the other one."

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Someday, the worm will turn.

"Previously on..."