Slipper Fan Gifts

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Biting Slippers.

'Fetch.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Are those my slippers?!"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Not until you fetch the other one."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Previously on..."

Someday, the worm will turn.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."