Free-fall Fan Gifts

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Caliologist

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Snow is falling...

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Taking to the sky...

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Indian summer.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

"Have you tried using one of these?"

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Noah's Ark slugs.

Keep off the Square.

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

Hello October

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

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