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"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Caliologist

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Snow is falling...

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Taking to the sky...

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Indian summer.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

Keep off the Square.

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Noah's Ark slugs.

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

Hello October

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"