Free Fall Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Belief and Trust.

"The trees are laughing at us."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Shoes Make The Man

"Devi's brew?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

Boys Cooking

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

People of the Fall

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Basic economy

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

The End of Summer.