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"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Recalculating route..."

Birds Following Witch.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Cow Pilot.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Basic economy

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"Another successful year!"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Migrating Cuckoo Clock