Gliding Enthusiast Mugs

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Recalculating route..."

Birds Following Witch.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Basic economy

Cow Pilot.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.