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Gliding Guru T-Shirts
Dress your gliding enthusiast in style! Our clever t-shirts feature creative designs that showcase their passion for flying and aerial adventures, making every day a high-flying experience.
Apples for sale
Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!
Intelligent people laugh too!
'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'
Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'
"Hawaiian hitchhiker."
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
"Bonk!"
Newton's Cradle Solar System
The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.
The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.
His and Hers Gravity Bars.
"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"
"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"
"Mine's camper."
"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."
'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'
William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?
Newton discovers anti-gravity,
Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'
If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.
Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.
Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.
'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'
Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.
Deregulated Baseball
"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"
Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment
Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!
Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did
'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'
Super glue . . .
Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree
Gliding Guru T-Shirts Collection
Gliding Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for gliding fans. Find humorous and inspiring designs that make every coffee break a high-flying moment.
Gliding Guru Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that speak to the gliding enthusiast in your life. Ideal for relaxing at home or adding personality to any room.
Gliding Guru Prints
Check out our exclusive prints that beautifully showcase the art of gliding. Great for decorating and inspiring high-flying dreams.