Paragliding Enthusiast T-Shirts

Graveyard under paragliding school

Bitchbark Canoe

Broomstick crash.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

A skier and a paraglider

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Step aerobics

Hexercise.

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Pedalo Racer

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

Accident near the Pier

'How was aerobics class?'

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

Canoes

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."