Paralympics Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

Olympic Torch Training

London Olympics.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Champions biting their medals

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Cat Olympics

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Wheelchair Basketball

Monster chariot races

Daley Thompson

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Olympic stadium for sale available 2013.'

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

Paris clean up before Olympics

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'