Olympic Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You'll have to put that out... London's a non-smoking city.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'To be fair, the ticket tout did warn us that it was restricted viewing.'

Three legged triple jumper.

'Your Dad's OK, he's just been temporarily inspired by the Olympics...'

Beijing 2022

Champions biting their medals

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

'I'm only keeping up the great Olympic tradition!'

Olympic diving.

'Got a light, mate?'

Olympic Spirit kicks Jacques Rogge.

'He's gone into Olympic update overload!'

"He talked too much."

Olympic Bore: 'In the 1948 games...'

Daley Thompson

The Olympic Legacy.

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! The Olympics. When I was a kid, the Olympics brought us all together. But now, they were a chance for us to look down on Rio, for people to condemn a medalist for not looking patriotic enough, and for a swimmer to blame the locals for his own thuggery. That's nothing. I'm just upset the men's shorts aren't as teensy as they were in yesteryear. Um ... o ... kay ...

"By a fraction of a second - after an extremely close photo finish - Norman finally gets hold of the TV remote."

Paris Olympics Triathlon

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

The Olympic Pings

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Bradley Wiggins

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Olympic Torch Training

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

The London Olympic bid

Olympics create interest in curling.