Olympic Aficionado T-Shirts

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

Sponsor Designed Olympic Torch.

Olympic Launch

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Bradley Wiggins

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Pole Vault Rules

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

First Prize!

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

Olympic Torch Training

Multitasking executive dog

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

The London Olympic bid

Olympics create interest in curling.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

London Olympics.

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Champions biting their medals

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Cat Olympics

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Steeee-rike three!'

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'