Olympic Devotee T-Shirts

'Could you stop off at No. 25 - my gas boiler's gone out?'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

Olympic Torch Training

Olympics create interest in curling.

London Olympics.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Champions biting their medals

Cat Olympics

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

The Wonder Gym.

NBC Olympic coverage.

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Paris clean up before Olympics

Daley Thompson