Gymnastic Devotee T-Shirts

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Turn, turn and turn.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Exercise now!

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Battery lifting weights

Fred Astaire

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Walking To School Simulator

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

Bad Career Move

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"