Gymnastic Devotee Gifts

Turn, turn and turn.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'He's maturing early.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Exercise now!

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Battery lifting weights

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Walking To School Simulator

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Bad Career Move

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

Dancing in a circle

Mountain Climbing Yodeler